I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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