My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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