Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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