She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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Boobs are out for the taking
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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