What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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