I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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