Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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