i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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