Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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