This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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