i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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