am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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