Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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