i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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