chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The dick lei will go down in squad history
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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