im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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