i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
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That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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