I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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