My boss' voice literally gives me gas
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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