Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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