Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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