so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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