If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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