you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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