have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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