and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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