they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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