just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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