i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Is it penis luge time yet?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.