I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
