so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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