I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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