just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Randomize
