dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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