I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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