Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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