love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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