I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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