We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I forgot how hot balto sounded
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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