I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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