went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!