I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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