What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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