News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
the day after is always just damage control
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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