when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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