He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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