He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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