I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
accomplished twins. life is a go
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
They are going to name an STD after you.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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