they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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