so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
This is my gift to your gina
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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