how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize