Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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