What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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