You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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